On Father's Day, 2012 I took my dad to see both of the Timothy Dalton 007
features that were showing at the local movie house. Not knowing that it
would be that crowded, since Timothy Dalton is a very underrated Bond
in my opinion, I was dead wrong when I got there. So many people showed
up for it and it was pretty cool! It was practically a full house!
Now, these weren't the Sean Connery films or anything, in which case I'm
sure every seat would have been taken, but still nonetheless it was the
Dalton movies and it was just nice to see so many people come and see
his movies. Of course when we got there, there was a screaming little
girl asking her father, "Daddy, are these scary movies? Daddy? Daddy!
Max took my seat!" I was automatically thinking to myself, Now why on
Earth would you take your kid to a Bond movie? Especially the dark ones
with Timothy Dalton? Anyway, as the feature started, everything took off
pretty well and the theater was pretty quiet, including the little
girl. I swear, that girl's voice was so loud you could hear it several
blocks away! Anyway, onto the experience.
Before the movie started, there was a guess star Q&A with former
Playboy playmate Diana Lee-Hsu, who had a minor part in Dalton's second
film, *
Licence to Kill. Talking about how she got the job, she
also mentioned how they used her for the opening credits scene. As she
was explaining how they had to cover her private parts for the sensor,
she explains, "They had to cover my twin peaks [breasts] and my hidden
valley [vagina]." Naturally, the audience laughed at her politically
correct use of the terms. I mean, there were several little kids in the
audience so it was just as well, and naturally they didn't get it. Heck,
the kids were probably sleeping by the time she was done with the
interview.
After she left, the first Dalton film started.
The Living Daylights.
It was great fun and brought Bond back to the Connery days with a
gadget filled Aston Martin. When Dalton was first seen on the screen
walking the Gun Barrel, everyone in the audience applauded including me
and the first dramatic zoom in of Dalton also garnered great applause.
This is what makes a Bond movie so fun to watch in a theater. You are
surrounded by fans and no matter who the actor is playing Bond, you
still cheer for him. Now, unfortunately I'm not sure how audiences
reacted to George Lazenby's Bond, but that's a whole different story
that I'm not going to get into at this point.
Anyway, after watching
The Living Daylights, Robert Davi was another special guest from
Licence to Kill.
He played Franz Sanchez, the main antagonist to Dalton's Bond. Coming
in with a hat and a lot of jewelry, Davi talked about his experience on
the film and also talked about his personal carer as an actor-turned
singer.
Anyway, after the questions in the audience were asked and all that, he
started sighing autographs. At this time, it was already like around
10:30 and the movie was two hours and ten minutes, so things had to get
cracking. So, while he was signing, the lights went down and we got
right to the next film,
Licence to Kill. The second film is
honestly my favorite of the Dalton movies in that it is far more
memorable and the villains are much more interesting. If you do watch
this movie, be on the lookout for a 22 year-old Benicio Del Toro as
Davi's henchman Dario. Anyway, when the last movie was over, we headed
home and it was about 1am. And of course, summer school started the next
day but who cares...it was a Bond special! lol
**If you're wondering why I spelled Lisense with a "c", it's because
that is the spelling the film used. They kept the British spelling for
some reason.
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